"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." -- Groucho Marx

Lately we've been renting from Enterprise to save $5. I've had two or maybe three car rentals so far--and today I received my "Enterprise Plus" membership.

Honestly, joining the elite Enterprise car rental club seems quite a non-distinction.
They said, "to activate your account online, visit enterprise.com/activate" and I got:

"It's just one more Plus that makes renting easy." -- Jim Runnels, Sr VP, Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

Yeah, right.